balled him up

'I balled him' is a 1970s slang term meaning, 'I fucked him'

I went out with Albert last night and I balled him up in the back seat of his car.

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Matzo Balled

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.

If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.

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that party was plain baldertrash

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Girls who will only chat you up online and not meet in the real world.

We've chatted online for 3 weeks, she says she likes me, every time I ask her to meet for drinks she says no.

Man, you just got blog balled.

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The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.

After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.

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A parody off of "Voldemort", the primary antagonist in the Harry Potter series, who is bald.

"He-who-must-not-be-named..."

"Oh, would you just call him by his real name already! BALDEMORT!"

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Baldado is not disable nor a bucket.

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