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bill bailey 

One of THE greatest stand up acts.
And one of THE best comedians.

You May also know him as -
-The Voice of the Whale in 'Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy'
-Team Captain on 'Nevermind The Buzzcocks'
- Vince the Drug Dealer in 'Saving Grace'
- Manny, the somewhat derranged book shop worker in 'Black Books'
Listen To 'Love Song' by Bill Bailey on Part Troll, so very funny indeed.
bill bailey by bloodflowers July 1, 2005

Bailey Brown 

very sexy mans. much sex. always seen wearing a jacket or jumper, even in bed. most likely to contain his sexual allure.
Girl 1: Thank god Bailey Brown was wearing his jacket last night
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: I wouldn't have been able to control myself
Bailey Brown by sexymansbb02 March 19, 2019

Keesha Bailey 

most likely a girl, if your a guy named keesha you might want to get your name changed or something. not always a black name because its a awesome name and anyone named it is really cool, whenever i meet someone named keesha bailey i usually notice they like good movie series like star wars, harry potter, or indiana jones. she tends to be really cool, and nice.
pronounced - Bailey

Usually brown hair with green or brown eyes. She is very intelligent and has an amazing way with words. She has a great sense of humor and can get anyone to laugh. There's also the kind of Bailea that is quiet and very intelligent along with wise. She knows the answer to just about everything. She has a very surprising side to her, sharp tongue and can kick @$$. She's also secretly very competitive, but tries not to let it out. She's very independent; so independent, in fact, she will go with what she thinks against an entire crowd. She'll sit by herself all day, if she wants. She can prove that she doesn't need other people, but she doesn't realize how easily they would accept her if she gave them a chance. Usually very pretty, but Bailea's tend not to care as much or try to be to get accepted by others. If Bailea has a problem with you, she'll let you know; she isn't afraid of anyone! she is an amazing girlfriend.

the prettiest girl you will ever meet, and lucky if you get to meet her. She doesn't think she is as pretty as she really is. She is the type of girl you could chat with every night for hours till you fall asleep. You will never find another girl like her so don't loose her.


A girl who is just irresistible. You can't go a full day without thinking about her. She can brighten your day in an instant

SEXY HOT GIRL. A girl so hot she doesn't even know so she goes for the assholes or weirdos. Nice ass and good body. Damn she's fine.
dude, did you see that beautiful girl?
yeah, i think her name is Bailea.
Bailea by yaknow69 January 18, 2013

mentally blue balled 

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.
Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)

Bailey's, mmm, creamy 

"I got all things that are good. Here, this is good! I have water colors. This one, I call Bailey's, mmm, creamy"