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ashton kutcher

when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"
When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.

ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile
if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson
ashton kutcher by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004
The most sexiest, awesome person alive. The best friend you could ever ask for
Becky: Did you see that guy?

Stacy: Yeah. He was totally Ashton.
Ashton by fffreak12119 February 20, 2009

ashton irwin

"do you know ashton irwin?"
"oh yeah, he's that drummer who's a boomer!"
Ashton is one of the best guys you will meet. He needs people there for him and can have a soft spot for you. His blue eyes are like looking up at the sky. He deserves so much better than how he has been treated in his life.
Ashton
Ashton by Immapotato:) March 13, 2021

Flaming Ashton 

One of the more dangerous S&M acts, this is when one (traditionally male) pours a small amount of lighter fluid, gasoline, butane, or any other flammable liquid on their sexual partner's (traditionally female) private parts, lights it on fire, and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse in order to extinguish the fire before lasting damage is done. NOTE: The Flaming Ashton is dangerous, usually painful, and can cause permanent scarring if performed improperly.
Friend 1: "Did you hear about Roger? He had a one night stand with a really kinky girl and she had him perform a Flaming Ashton on her!"
Friend 2: "Dude is he dumb or does he just like pain? Flaming Aston's are super dangerous and should not ever be preformed by anyone."
Friend 1: "Don't be a pussy. They're both fine. Although Roger has been walking kinda funny lately..."
Flaming Ashton by compubrains27 December 6, 2009