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Job Application 

Ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. It implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform sexual favors to get the job. Alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.

Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.
Joe: My ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.

Dave: What did you do?

Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.

Dave: hahahaha!

putting in an application 

The act of trying to get a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job. Also known as "puttin' in the app." and "applying for a job" In reference to getting hired.
"Dude I'm definetly putting in an application with Tiffany tonight."

"I really need a blowjob. At the bar tonight as long as its a chick...I'm puttin' in the app."

"Yo, look at Vaughn applying for a job...he's not gettin it."

Pesticide Application 

Little yellow cards they put on peoples lawns that cool people take and collect.
I just stole a yellow pesticide application from the Johnson's house!

VMI Application

An application to be a part of a large, important, and 100% credible marching band competition in Nashville, TN. The first application received each year by the organization is the most exciting thing ever.
Girl 1: I'm entirely way too excited about receiving the first VMI application of the year.

Girl 2: That's impossible, the first VMI application of the year is the most exciting thing ever.

Girl 1: Awesome!

Fake Application Friday 

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.
Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."