I apologize

So you’re just going to ignore me now?

It’s hard when you are so awake. I know what all of you people are thinking and why.

I apologize

I apologize by Evilous Dark Power January 7, 2021

Are you gonna apologize!? 

What? No... For what?

A stupid fucking retard with a whore for a wife "Are you gonna apologize!?"

Hym "What? No. For what? Literally everything I do is heroism. I'm better than everyone... What is there to apologize for? Oh! That! Yeah, no, you're right. I'm sorry. It isn't fair for me to be this much better than literally everyone. But don't blame me. And don't blame yourself... Blame you God for making you such retarded, repugnant, filth. You and your kids. It's gross. And whatever did this to you deserves to die."

Are you gonna apologize!? by Hym Iam December 20, 2024

apologinsult 

an insult made to sound like an apology. the cousin of the backhanded compliment, an apologinsult claims to express contrition but in reality seeks to put the blame back on the victim and make them feel worse.

"i'm sorry i pushed you off that cliff! but if you weren't standing so close to the edge you wouldn't have fallen over, you know. it wasn't a very smart move."

"you can take your apologinsults and shove them up your ass, karen."

apologinsult by puzzlin June 25, 2020

Apolojizz 

An Apolojizz is the most sincerest of apologies, usually to resolve a fight with a significant other. It involves the Male giving the partner a face full of his all natural, toxin free skin moisturiser to reduce the effects of aging upon the receiver. After this move all will be forgotten as their youth has been restored.

Sarah: "I cannot believe you railed coke off my sisters chest!"
Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?"
Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)"

Apolojizz by Kermeister August 5, 2018

celebrity apologist 

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.

"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"

celebrity apologist by Rhym November 18, 2016

Apollonized 

. . . to have a mundane image turn into something WOW !!

I don't buy how beautiful that pics is !! 'Must have 'been Apollonized !!

Apollonized by good lookin' August 22, 2011

Pologize 

To simmer down, taking good time, having fun. Just taking some time of.

Let's go to Tuile to pologize.

Pologize by Morihalla April 15, 2023