Up your butt and around the corner 

For men: A useful cue to give someone who's trying to stimulate one's prostate.

I'm not exactly asking to peg you, just to go up your butt and around the corner.

Up your butt and around the corner by wangdangdoogle March 23, 2017

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt 

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit 

When a guy cums and wipes it on his girls ass and her ass is warm from smashing she says butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Last night I told Timmy to butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit by Hehehe🔥 June 30, 2018

I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy 

Parody line from a well-known mickey' d's ad from back in the day.

Person 1. Hey Person 2, what would you do if I was a girl?
Person 2. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.

I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy by Tatatrap November 23, 2022

butt sluts and the city 

stupidest fucking show ever

a bunch of man-hating skanks try to out whore eachother

butt sluts and the city by pop January 4, 2005

Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt

Two Detectives that solve the most difficult,complex and intense mysteries.

BBB-Tyler Tinkle Penis
TTT- What is it Bobby Bubble Butt
BBB-I just got word that 14 highschool kids were found murdered with a dildo!
TTT- I will get to the bottom of this!
Mrs. Poopems- I'm scared! what if something happens to me?!
Officer Nasty-Don't worry its safe, Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt are on the case!

Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt by MCR182 February 12, 2013

Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope 

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"

Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope by therapistfinder June 1, 2009