Agitable

When you are agitated and irritable at the same time, and usually it's because each is the result of the other.

I woke up late because my alarm didn't go off, I dropped the coffee pot, and my car wouldn't start.... geez, I am so AGITABLE!

by Violet2580 March 22, 2011

Available

Fucking a retard.

If you're not too unavailable to fuck a retard then you're available. If you don't think so then I'll make it a point to demonstrate exactly how available you are to me and we can learn together what a dying cripple sounds like.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

available science

Science that is or can be easily accessed, not necessarily limited to prior knowledge

We used available science to determine how profitable our business venture could be

by Dr. Jordan Roberts April 24, 2022

totally available

You have my complete undivided attention.

master ,i am totally available for your service !

by zip adoda March 9, 2012

Half available

When you're single but don't want to commit to anyone

Oh yeah, she's half available

by CuckNinja August 2, 2018

I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.

"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."

by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022

Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water

I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023