afghani cupcake 

Goat feces topped with semen following a man-on-goat love sesh in which the fecal matter represents the cake and the semen represents the frosting. Commonly found in Afghanistan and other middle eastern countries where people fuck goats.

"Here, try this Afghani cupcake. I made it myself."

"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."

afghani cupcake by mr excellent November 20, 2017

Afghani Waterhose 

When a guy is having anal sex and pees in a girls ass.

It was hot and heavy and then he gave me the Afghani Waterhose and my eyes lit up with excitement..five minutes later his orgasm and urine were running down my leg.

Afghani Waterhose by Crk* June 16, 2019

Afghani hotbox 

When on a hot summer's day, while on a drive with a friend or family member you roll up the windows and lock'em, after that you put the heaters on full blast and rip major ass.

I was on a drive with my buddy yesterday and I Afghani hotboxed his ass. I don't think he'll drive with me again

Afghani hotbox by Thomas the rail gun December 23, 2022

Afghani Perfume 

Farting in someone's face

"Omar stunk really bad so I gave him a blast of Afghani Perfume."

Afghani Perfume by kooskesh January 31, 2008

Afghani Goggles

Gay assed name for the Arabian Goggles!!!!!
Afghani Goggles!?!?!?! wtf???
It's Arabian Goggles, and it's going to stay that way

Who the hell invented the crap name; Afghani Goggles?

Afghani Goggles by macdaddy June 10, 2004

Afghani Suprise 

After a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male ejaculates his semen onto her face/chin area and then proceeds to get an electric hair clipper and clip his pubic region so the hairs stick to the semen making a beard.

You should've seen the look on her face when I offered her an Afghani Suprise

Afghani Suprise by ThatDamnBoy July 1, 2009

afghani water fountain 

The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.

I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.

afghani water fountain by Jamaican Bacon May 27, 2008