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Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.
The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.
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Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.
The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.
The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her. If she wasnt as cowardly as she was, people would know what her real name was.

Famous Actress Complex 

Acting like a famous actress in her movies to a fault when you're not that actress.
Woman: Hi!

Disordered: You know, I'm just great. I don't know what it is. I'm just great!

Woman: You need to calm down.

Disordered: You'll understand one day.

Woman: You have Famous Actress Complex. STOP!

Worst British Actress 

The worst british actress is, in all entirety, Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson. Actually French, she was raised in England and brought up (horribly) to be an insanely bad actress in the Harry Potter Movies.
"hey look, there goes the Worst British Actress ever!"
"Who?"
"Emma Watson! you know, the ginger girl in the harry potter films!"
"Where?! Where is she? i want to snog her so bad!!!!"
"Haha, Sara, you looked!"
"You bastard."
yanzhi: Your moms a actress Mr.Milf
Actress by taulman December 31, 2008

mattress actress 

a girl who acts like she would be willing to sleep with you , for something gained but really has no intention of it.
as soon as i gave in and gave her 20 bucks she split, what a mattress actress
mattress actress by doinksplat November 20, 2013