you never poke a shark with a stick 

A Metaphor for pissing off someone more powerful then you

Guy 1 / Why did Boss Bertram fire nick?
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss

Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"

you never poke a shark with a stick by Big Bertram June 13, 2018

belly of a shark 

a song by gallows,one of the few remaining bands who can actually be deemed a hardcord punk band.they wear that title proudly and could kick any other band's ass.

So you're alone!!!!in the belly of a shark!!!!.......

belly of a shark by Eddy Ramone January 12, 2008

punched a shark 

A phrase originating in St. Therese science class, after a marine-biology video.

1 to punch some one or something dangerous
2 to do something incredible
3 to masturbate
4 Take a dump

1 "Wow, he just went up and punched a shark!"
2 "After he jumped over Charlie Sheen, everyone said 'jimmy punched a shark'"
3 "after his date Sean went home and punched a shark"
4 "after the buffet i punched a shark"

punched a shark by JRizzledizzle June 1, 2007

Watching a Shark movie 

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.

We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.

Watching a Shark movie by Binferg August 1, 2017

Eaten by a Shark 

I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.

Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."

Eaten by a Shark by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

A Bull Shark 

If someone jabs you in the back of your head with the knob of their cock, its called a 'Bull Shark'.
You can be 'Bull Sharked' or you can 'Bull Shark' someone.

Ben is such a cunt. The other afternoon, while everyone was waiting to go out, Ben came out of the shower with a semi chubby, snuck up behind Matt and gave him 'A Bull Shark', right on the back of his head. Everyone thought it was hilarious. But Ben's still a cunt.

A Bull Shark by bwa bellend February 21, 2018

Fuck a femboy tiger shark day 

a day where you rail the living shit out of a femboy shark

"today is Fuck a femboy tiger shark day bro"

Fuck a femboy tiger shark day by Femboyfurry October 29, 2022