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Fit for a king 

To be of exceptionally top notch quality.

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit 

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

Fold a Fitted Sheet 

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.
That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.

pulling a fitzy 

pulling a fitzy involves when a women drinks excessively and has complete disregard for those around her. acting very unlady like she will treat men like a piece of meat. her thirst for white wine is only matched by her thirst for footballers. often times will be heard screaming "ooohhh" or "fuckin' prick"
after drinking two bottles of 80 cent wine a women will procede to start "pulling a fitzy" by wandering the streets looking for men with english accents

L A Fitness

A place where gay men go to work out and then have sex.
"Wanna go to L A fitness stud?"

"Sorry dude, I'm not gay"
L A Fitness by Thatdude5656 February 9, 2014

Pull a Fito

To fall into a lake or river and be completely wet.
God, I hate having to pull a fito. Everyone always laughs at me.
Pull a Fito by Fito34 September 27, 2008