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Purposely shutting yourself while receiving a handjob from a cripple
I was at Heather's house and decided to start zunking while she got me off
Zunking by Big dick suckstron March 26, 2024
Going into a Subway while screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” repeatedly and ordering a foot long sandwich, and then going to the public restroom (if the given Subway has one) and fully inserting the sandwich into your anus while, again, repeatedly screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” loudly enough for all customers and employees to hear.
Person A: Wanna go zunking at Subway later?
Person B: Sure, what ingredients are you gonna put on yours this time?
Person C: ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY
zunking by 200FpsMango March 30, 2024

Zecking-ball 

Zeck.app is an application from celebrity spokesperson, Ed Norton, that is intended to allow people to work collaboratively on presentations for board meetings. Zecking-ball means you've put your presentation materials up for review and your boss comes in like a wrecking ball with no less than 5 comments about your material.
Example: I just posted my slides for review and the boss came in like a Zecking-ball and now I have to start all over.
Zecking-ball by SpinningFreak March 18, 2025
When you steal something from someone after killing them in a 1v1 with katanas in your grandparentsliving room. Usually used as a threat to steal someone’s toys.
You’re dead. And I’m zacking your toys.
Zacking by TheGoogster July 16, 2025

Zsucking 

When you preform a sexual act with the chief of staff of ZBA aka Zsmans British army
Im zsucking it
Zsucking by Rob89eng12 July 31, 2025

Zuk-zuking 

Excessively playing dead by daylight.
-where have you been all day?
-I was zuk-zuking for 40 hours
Zuk-zuking by sowalec September 17, 2021