zucchini spooks

This is the feeling of dread that overcomes someone when it is assumed their love of cucumbers translates into a love of zucchinis. One can adore cucumbers while despising zucchinis.

An example of someone suffering from zucchini spooks is Animal Crossing's Kapp'n.

But now, please! Zucchinis give me the spooks! Zucchini spooks!

by FrostedTornFlake October 16, 2005

Zucchini pancake

A sex position in which 2 people, 1 male and 1 female, lay perfectly flat, face down on the bed/floor. The female then holds a plank position over the male while she holds one end of a zucchini in her vagina while the other end is in the males anus.

Jarrod: "Yea, me and Ashley are getting pretty intimate. We held a zucchini pancake for half an hour last night."

by DatFreshBuhl337 July 2, 2016

zucchini queen

A girl who likes to suck a lot of dick.

Oh that girl is such a zucchini queen

by popuelus September 22, 2018

zucchini blast

To simulate sex vaginally or anally with a huge lumpy zucchini

Those chicks in the produce aisle are totally going to zucchini blast eachother tonight

by jorizza December 20, 2014

zucchini line

The male equivalent of a bikini line; 'zucchini' due to it's phallic appearance.

"Man, do you wax your zucchini line?!"

by Rubikkube August 7, 2008

zucchini_tortellini.cos

Owner of a fat voluptuous earth quake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god

“Damn zucchini_tortellini.cos sure is the Owner of a fat voluptuous earthquake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god”

I didn’t wanna put that it forced me

by ur mom sucks my nuts June 22, 2021

Zucchini Bread

Code name for marijuana in text messages.

Stoner 1: Hey dude, you got any zucchini bread for tonight?
Stoner 2: Yea man, I got a whole loaf.

by Sneeky J April 28, 2010