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Someone who zones out stays in one spot, zoning on a phone or showing interest in something for hours at a time. And they act like they are not here on this planet and don't listen to a word you say to them while they in the zone.😎
Bill :. Chad over there "Zoning".
Felicia: damn Chad, you all zoned out on that phone
Bill : ZONED OUT NIQQA!πŸ˜‚
Zoning by lyndseygirl94 September 4, 2018
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(1.) verb - The act of patronizing a zoo or marine park.
(1.) "What did you do in Milwaukee?"
"We went to the museum and a pub on Saturday, and spent all of Sunday zooing."
Zooing by the specter January 1, 2009
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Gabe Zoning 

Gabe Zoning is when a girl flirts immensely with a man and gives him the illusion of eventually getting some. However, when he attempts to try and tap that ass, the girl shies away. Instead of the girl being honest with the man, admitting she isnt interested in him romantically, she puts him in a place that surpasses the Friend-Zone, Its the Gabe-Zone. Its pretty much the dark, deep, bottomless pit of always being a friend of a hot female, but with 0 benefits.
Gabe: "Hey man, I went on that date with Adriana yesterday."

Friend: "Oh really? How'd it go?"

Gabe: "Dude, I tried to holla, and she started Gabe Zoning me."

Friend: "Not the Gabe Zone!"

Gabe: "Yeah, bro. Its worse than the Friend-Zone."

Dark Zoning 

When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.
Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.

Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
Dark Zoning by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020
Long haired hippy freaks used this term in the sixties and seventies to refer to the way other people sometimes looked at them in scorn and to the way users looked at things in amazement and wonder when they were on drugs.
Jimi is really zooing at the sunset. Is he stoned or what?
zooing by Dan Hemi January 9, 2010
My favorite method of toking some gleep
"i just got some darfurian shit juice. put that shit in a zoing..."
Zoing by Gleep zoing January 31, 2010
A state while playing video games where the player loses touch with reality, and their skilles increase to a greater power which in thus makes them un beatable
Man you got ouwned while playing against that gamer, I thought you were a gamer

I am he must be zoning
zoning by Anonymous June 9, 2003