I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door 

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.

1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.

I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008

Leave your shoes at the door 

To get so unbelievably fucked up, you are mentally checking your brain out of commission til further notice
To forget the past present and future, and to 'break the world down' into something way to complex for the untrained eye to discover.

After Kevin and Dom forgot: how much money they started with, how many bombers were ate, how blood got on Dom's sneaker, and why Kevin's shoes were litterally gone the next morning. They concluded that they had a leave your shoes at the door night.

Leave your shoes at the door by K-Rish December 28, 2010

National Chase Your Bf out the door day 

October 31 2019

Peyton:i’m leaving
Rhegan:No i’m sorry even though i did absolutely nothing
i call this one national chase your bf out the door day

National Chase Your Bf out the door day by Sammueeelllll November 2, 2019

put your balls through the door

A phrase one would use when telling a friend or someone close that they should stand up/advocate for themselves.

Person A: "I don't really know if I should text them."
Person B: "Come on, you gotta put your balls through the door and put yourself out there."

put your balls through the door by penissucker69696969 April 29, 2026

.9.I Will Zmack Your Back At Knock'z Door.9. 

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.9.I Will Zmack Your Back At Knock'z Door.9. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 30, 2025

God as Your Doorkeeper

When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.

Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?

God as Your Doorkeeper by MathPlus November 10, 2021

Don't shit on your doorstep 

Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!

Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"

Don't shit on your doorstep by Damo October 25, 2004