yolked up 

To grab someone, usually by the shirt or neck, and pick them up or against the wall.

I heard him talking shit, so I yolked him up.

He was fucking around and got yolked up by some dude.

I don't hit girls, but when she hit MY girl, I yolked her up.

yolked up by JustStitches December 3, 2013

Double Yolked 

When you finish in her twice.

I double yolked her last night.

Double Yolked by Wordman300 March 22, 2020

Get yolked 

Similar to “get wrecked”, this is said when someone around you takes a massive L.

Yolk-what’s splattered on a house after getting egged
Get yoked-A phrase which, in the fitness world means to get strong
Get yolked-sucks for you/get better

“UGH I LOST. I want a rematch”
“Get yolked ✌️”

Get yolked by anonymous July 17, 2023

unequally yolked traveling

The phenomenon of traveling with someone who does not match your travel speed, efficiency, or manner, causing an imbalanced travel dynamic.

While we were good friends on a day to day basis, I found we were unequally yolked traveling, as our different approaches to daily sightseeing often left me frustrated and out of sync.”

unequally yolked traveling by TravelingTexan July 27, 2024

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude 

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

yoked thumbs 

The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.

Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.

"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"

yoked thumbs by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009

Yelked 

An epic failure during any attempt to make an impact on an important situation or to complete any remedial task..

Iowa State yelked that kick to win the game.

Dude I totally yelked that test.

I coulda dominated that hoe, but I yelked it.

Yelked by Huedbomber October 3, 2009