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The plural of yeet
Get yoted son
Yoted by squadsquadyt February 26, 2019
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Yated yates YOTED Yared Yarted Yate academy Yazed yatee yatesy Yatted

all yaked up

1: you o.k. man?

2:YEA DUDE TOTALLY, ALL YAKED UP RIGHT NOW

1:ummm... that explains the yelling. you have fun with that, just leave me out of it.
all yaked up by atroxtyronebiggums November 21, 2011

andrea yates 

Proof that you can murder your entire family of children and not suffer one ounce of consequence thanks in whole to the United States Criminal's Justice System. "Sentenced" to a mental hospital for whatever couple of years it takes before she is free again, like her children are not.

Proof also that there is no way to stop an established mentaly ill person from having more and more babies at her now divorced but "supportive" ex-husbands' demand.

America the beautiful.
Andrea Yates filled the tub with water and beginning with Paul, she systematically drowned the three youngest boys, then placed them on her bed and covered them. Mary was left floating in the tub. The last child alive was the first born, seven-year-old Noah. He asked his mother what was wrong with Mary, then turned and ran away. Andrea caught up with him and as he screamed, she dragged him and forced him into the tub next to Mary's floating body. He fought desperately, coming up for air twice, but Andrea held him down until he was dead. Leaving Noah in the tub, she brought Mary to the bed and laid her in the arms of her brothers.

Oh yeah, she's redeemable.
andrea yates by justicefornone July 27, 2006
Coming from a High School professor in TN, a "Yates" is a man who can do lots and lots of odd-ball things, is way the f*ck too smart, and doesn't give a sh*t lick on a dog's dick about how he dresses/looks. AKA: A kick-ass dude.
Whoa... Stalin looks like Yates...
Yates by The Argonaut March 3, 2005

Yates Syndrome

a concept describing individuals who are marked by an inability to accept accountability for their behavior and/or actions and a consistent pattern of assuming the position of the many victims they've used and harmed along the way.
Most people with Yates Syndrome need lots of therapy to recover.
A bulge in your knee, commonly broken by slamming two-tgree dictionaries on said spot.
My knee hurts so bad, I just had it yoted.
Yoted by Yeetmiester1204 November 9, 2018