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wrestling 

a sport where MEN and WOMEN try to "pin" their opponent on their back on the mat. no protective gear, just one-on-one "fight to the death". you spend an eternity working out, training, and figuring out moves for 6-10 minutes of constant "ass-beating". some people call it gay, but there are women wrestlers who can kick their ass. it gives life lessons such as eating healthy, determination, and self dicipline. it is by far the hardest and greatest sport out there.
guy-"wrestling is gay"
wrestler-"really? try working out all day everyday for a whole wrestling season"
guy-"....oh"
wrestling by hope easter October 31, 2011

Wrestling 

Wrestling is what men do during boys basketball season!
After Wrestling everything else in life is easy
Wrestling by Gavin markster February 9, 2017

Wrestling 

A real mans sport, nothing else like it in the world. For those who are too much of a bitch step into real competition. You WILL go 5 days with little to no food and as much as 4 fl oz of water every 1-2 days go through hours of grueling practice with others who are there to figuratively and literally take your head off. Often mistaken as a gay sport, though the people that say it are just too proud to admit their sport isn’t as tough. Don’t join if A. Your gonna whine the whole time, B. Your cocky cause you WILL get your ass beat. P.S. if you run track, play tennis or basketball this probably isn’t a sport for you.
guy 1 - wrestling is a gay sport, only fags would join

Guy 2 - you run track for a living so you wouldn’t understand the meaning of a workout, or beating the shit outta someone
Wrestling by Kindolsoutherner426 September 17, 2018

wrestling 

the hardest sport out there. often dissmissed as gay but all the pussies who say that just cant do it. mostly mistaken for gay fake wwe, wcw, tna, ecw etc. the only diffrence between ufc and wrestling is that in ufc, u get to hit. truth is it gets u pussy and sex. you know your tough if you can get through wrestling season.
pussy- wrestling is so gay

badass- say that after you wake up after i throw you down with my head and arm and choke out.
wrestling by ALLSTATETHROWDOWN March 13, 2010

Wrestling 

The excuse someone has when they are messing around with the opposite sex and they make a loud noise, when they are really trying to grope each other in a rough manor.
Mom: "What are you guys doing up there?!"
Son and Girl: "NOTHING!! We are uhh....just wrestling!"
Wrestling by Shotty. June 2, 2009

Wrestling 

An ironic sport in which homophobic young men participate in homoerotic displays.
While wrestling Billy, Jake got an unexpected erection.
Wrestling by John Doe 81 January 17, 2009