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when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.
1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?
wifing by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009
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Dick Waving Contest 

An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
Dick Waving Contest by J. Malik April 29, 2006

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall 

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides
Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.

Tidal Waving 

To tidal wave someone is to take their garbage can and dump all the trash in it on their yard and then proceed to fill the garbage can up with water, then lean it up against their front door, ring the doorbell, and hide nearby to watch the tidal wave crash into the house when they answer the door.
"Lets go tidal waving again. We owned those people yesterday, their carpet is ruined.. and its going to smell awful mixed with the trash shrapnel."
Tidal Waving by Billary Clinton March 20, 2009

wiking off 

A neologism. The practice of reading essentially random Wikipedia pages for entertainment or as a procrastination technique; alludes to intellectual masturbation.
I caught my boyfriend wiking off at the computer the other night.

Quit wiking off and get back to work!
wiking off by yeastbeast October 10, 2005
Often used in connection to enthusiastically dancing or partying to hip hop music; having an extremely good time in a party setting. Usually used in conjunction with the preposition "out," ie. "wiling out."
Possible origins: The term "wiles," used to describe an alluring or seductive manner.
"Winding," used in island culture and music to describe a type of dancing often performed to reggae music, may also be at the root of "wiling out."
"We were drinking Bacardi, grinding with these fine ladies to some MVP, taking shots from the ice luge on the beach... we were wiling out, man!"
wiling by Camille April 6, 2005