wishes and prayers 

Wishes and prayers in short means “WAP” so when your mom doesn’t know what to put for a caption of grandma dying tell her to put “WAP” the funniest joke ever I swear lol.

Mom: what do I put for the caption?
You: put “WAP” because it means wishes and prayers🙏⛪️

wishes and prayers by S-s-senpai~ October 10, 2020

washie washie 

The method of cleaning your hands then being "happy happy"

"Don't forget to washie washie before you eat"

washie washie by Mr. washie washie March 21, 2020

wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.

John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!

wishing poop by Pratttan May 6, 2016

wishing boner 

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.

" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."

wishing boner by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

Frosted Winshield 

A frosted winshield is when you are fucking a chic wearing glasses, and right when you are getting ready to nut, you pull-out and jizz on her glasses!

Dude, last night I was fucking tasha and I pulled out and gave her a frosted winshield!

Frosted Winshield by N.B.C December 24, 2008

Indian Wisher 

To have regret about a wish that was made.

Your biggest wish was to get married but now you regret ever making that decision. You're an Indian Wisher.

Indian Wisher by Lulie J. April 8, 2010

oikawas last wishes 

oikawas last wishes is a fanfic by DanaiaCake originally from the anime haikyuu. as the name says it’s about oikawa and iwaizumi.

it will make you sob for HOURS and weeks after you finished it. it will forever scar your heart.

a: have you read oikawas last wishes yet? it’s really good.
b: no. i choose happiness.

oikawas last wishes by gojō satoru May 6, 2021