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Wildwood Crest 

Wildwood Credt is located in the Jersey Shore. It isn’t as trashy as North Wildwood but is still the hella good time. It has the best beach and the best boardwalk around which is a few minutes away from Wildwood Crest. The boardwalk there has so much more to do than ocean city boardwalk. Ocean City, Sea Isle, Avalon, and Long Beach Island are so overated when it comes to Wildwood. Those places are for the rich snobs who don’t know how to have fun. Wildwood Crest is specifically for the richer people and if you own a house there you will have the time of your life. People in Wildwood Crest know how to have fun which some people say make it a trashy area but it’s really just a fun time that only the best people get in on. Wilwood Crest is really the shit.
Girl 1: let’s go to my beach house in Ocean City
Girl 2: Hell no we’re going to Wildwood Crest where people actually know how to have fun.
Girl 3: Yeah Wildwood Crest is the shit.
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Wildwood willered 

This is a fat cock who has survived in the wilderness and hunts his prey viciously. You cannot stop the attack, as willered can outrun you.
Oh no, the wildwood willered is after me!”

Wildwood Shower 

When you come off the beach, hit that board walk shower then add preferred fragrance.
Wow did you smell that person when we passed Congo Falls, talk about a “Wildwood Shower”.

North Wildwood 

The most respected part of Wildwood. It's full of good people. There's miles of nice, large beaches. And there's always something to do.
North Wildwood by babbamonster August 12, 2008

camp wildwood 

Camp Wildwood is located in Bridgton Maine, about 45 from portland and located on beautiful "woods pond". In short.. wildwood is the greatest summer camp that could ever exist. Theres not a single flaw at all. Its an all boys camp, but its sister camps are ALWAYS hotties, and the athletics are unparalled
CAMP WILDWOOD CAMPER: " dear mom and dad, today we played cedar in hockey and won 11-0, then we played takajo in baseball and won 8-0, and now im getting ready to mack on some madaponi hotties. life is SO good in bridgeton ME"

wildwooster

one who is capable and willing to perform any task great or small, intellectual to menial. Giving, caring and throws caution to the wind. Comfortable with something simple or consuming.
that guy who ran through traffic to lift that bus, saving that box of candy bars is a real wildwooster.
wildwooster by DiSalvo D.A.D January 8, 2011
The nickname for Wildwood, NJ because it's so ghetto compared to the upscale surrounding islands of south jersey due to the massive amounts of vacationers and people that moved from philly, camden, and other ghetto neighborhoods.
Katie: Where are you chillin tonight?
Matt: Wit my homies in Wildhood.
Wildhood by SWalshie September 1, 2006