I was at the casino drinking squibbly wibblys, while smoking a fag I looked up and saw a baby bald eagle and gave it a cheers and took another swig of my squibbly wibbly.
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually, from a non-linier, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff
Doctor Who (David Tennant)
for the use of wibbily wobbly timey wimey see definition, given by timelord David Tenant. From the television show Doctor Who
Person A : Wow you're such a retard.
Person B : I'm a retard? why?
Person A : Yeah you are. Anyone can do that.
Person B : Then you are Scrubbly Wubbly because I can do it better.