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Wheaton College 

1. A $41,000 per year sleep away "highschool" consisting of wealthy and extremely spoiled collar-poppers who credit themselves with the "Wheaton College Honor Code" and being intelligent, when in actuality, students know little to nothing except the latest trends.

2. Wealthy finishing school retreat where drugs, i.e. coke, are more important than attending class and the cutting edge "pop" three collars.
Person A: I can't believe I have to ski down the slopes during Wheaton College's winter break with my regular I-pod while my friends ski down with their I-pod nanos

Person B: Word.
Wheaton College by Charlotte Oleksak December 10, 2005
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Wheaton Underground 

the worlds greatest underground TV show
your Wheaton Underground made me lose 324 lbs.
Wheaton Underground by wheaton u November 10, 2006

Mrs. Wheaton 

A bitch ass cracker who can't teach ICS and sucks Mr. Millard's dick
Mrs. Wheaton by Tr0ll God October 8, 2018

wil wheaton 

That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.
Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.

slums of wheaton 

The hard streets of Wheaton, IL. Gangstas, pimps and drug dealers roam freely.
As I strut through the slums of Wheaton, I am lost.
slums of wheaton by Jigga Diesel February 26, 2009

Kenny Wheaton 

Defensive back for the University of Oregon '94-'97. Most well known for his game ending interception return for a touchdown to upset the Washington Huskies in 1994.
KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE! KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!
Kenny Wheaton by hazmat5793 February 21, 2012

North Wheaton 

A crunk-ass group of heads who live in moco. Makers of words such as: poose, obbles, steez, heez.
North Wheaton knows the steez...
North Wheaton by Lux February 25, 2004