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The flame that killed John Wayne

Especially potent marijuana. So potent in fact that its sedative-hypnotic effects were implicated in the death of movie star John Wayne
"Excuse me sir, but you appear to be so high that you must have smoked "the flame that killed John Wayne". If you did some cocaine in addition to that, you would be bloasted.
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The John Wayne 

When receiving manual stimulation and chewing tabacco spit is used for lubrication.
The other day I hooked up with that girl from the trailer park and she gave me The John Wayne.

She may not have had teeth but her John Wayne skills were on point.

That guy said to be dirty so I introduce to The John Wayne.
The John Wayne by The Waynest February 28, 2017

John Wayne Toilet Paper 

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.
Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!

john wayne 

during oral sex the man removes his member from the girl's mouth and slaps her across the face with it
The girl was going way too slow to get me off so I gave her a john wayne across the face.
john wayne by Jem Stinkyfish April 2, 2004

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags 

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.
My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

make a phone call to John Wayne 

This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."
"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."

"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."

John Wayne 

Marijuana. Specifically, a significant quantity of high-grade, or sinsemilla, especially for personal use.
"Yo D, you pick up today?"

"Yeah, I got dat John Wayne, mang." (Displays cigarette case containing a dozen fat, dank joints)
John Wayne by Grabes December 12, 2008