wallpaper tv 

When you have your tv on even though you aren't watching anything.
Usually whatever you're wallpaper tv is requires no attention span and has no plot.
wallpaper tv is..
-Tv guide channel
-Any movie you've seen 2 or more times or is more than 7 years old.
-Whatever comes on after something you where actually watching.
-repeates that get shown 900 times a day (friends, madtv, anything on tvland,ect.)

person 1:"Dude, why are you watching an E True Hollywood Story of the cast of Happy Days?"
person 2(has headphones on, doing something other that watching tv) "Huh? oh, it's wallpaper tv."

wallpaper tv by burt reynold's mustache. June 23, 2007

wallpaper wednesday 

or WW

It's the day in the week, on which you change all your wallpapers.

A) new wallpaper?
B) Of Course it's wallpaper wednesday

wallpaper wednesday by Kasp6672 December 18, 2013

wallpaper person 

When someone is so boring that could easily just melt into the wallpaper.

What? Was Caren at the party? She's such a wallpaper person

wallpaper person by PlantAxe May 19, 2020

Wallpaper Job 

A psychological warfare tactic of attacking your opponents by creating media or memes made to look like your opponents hold some universally hated or easily defeatable opinion.

The tweet saying "pedophilia is just another sexual orientation," turned out to be a wallpaper job. Obama never tweeted that. Someone just photoshopped his name and avatar over whatever they wanted to pretend he said and of course qanon ran with it.

Wallpaper Job by JustBCoz September 27, 2020

wallpaper hoarder

A person who grabs any or all genres of wallpapers from multiple sources (Pinterest, Google Images, etc.). They change their wallpaper however long they like (could be hourly or daily). Also, their phone storage might be always full because most of the wallpapers they’ve downloaded are 4K HD quality.

The wallpaper hoarder has a phone wallpaper of Deku. The next day, they changed their wallpaper to Bakugo.

wallpaper hoarder by nervous_wreak3 October 28, 2022

wallpaper pants 

pants that are too tight and look as if they were made from the annoying wallpaper in your great grandmothers bathroom.

usually spotted on middle aged women...normally mothers of teenaged girls who want to burn the pants.

OMG...my mom bought new wallpaper pants...:( i thought i got rid of them for good!

EWWWWWW ***twitch*** your mom's wearing wallpaper pants!

YESSS THE WALLPAPER PANTS ARE DEAD

those wallpaper pants are too tight! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!

why do fat people wear spandex wallpaper pants? IT BURNS

wallpaper pants by Diana, Emily, and Bianca December 9, 2008

wallpaper slap 

when a girl has a loose vagina and you take the flaps and put it on your nose while you chow her. slaping your nose around in there.

holy shit i chowed her and then she wallpaper slapped me and i was down for it.

wallpaper slap by fuckingjuhcuh September 6, 2011