Wallace

a misproportioned black bitch of a lady with a ginormous ass. Wallace's typically can be found in the kitchen or cafeteria indulging themselves on fried chicken, watermelon, and purple dranks. They are usually bipolar and talk about sexual things at all the wrong times. Avoid talking to Wallace's on Mondays after the Cowboys lose a football game.

"Fuck man, look at that bitch's ass!"
"Dude, thats a fucking Wallace right thurr!"

"Aw, I heard KFC is going out of business."
"Hell man, we should get a couple Wallace's to bring back some business!"

"Shit! Wallace is gonna flip shit on us cuz his nigger team lost!

Wallace by wallace is a psycho December 17, 2008

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the act of letting your wife dress you up like a woman, and fucking you in the ass with a strap on

Did you hear what Gerod did last week? He let his wife "wallace" the shit out of him!

wallace by Jar Jar / Weirdo May 1, 2011

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To destroy, dirty, or cook anything. The opposite of cleanliness and organization. Also to take as many white substances as possible all known as COTEIN.

Fuck... i just wallaced that door into a hundred pieces. Then i wallaced some $1.99 a pound steak. Afterwards i wallaced my room with so much protein powder.

wallace by wallace26343 February 7, 2009

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evil name; curse when said out loud toward a person with the name them and the person with the name will experince a moment of choas ( can effect the person close to the named person)

for your own protection i will not use an example

the word wallace will destroy life

wallace by Nixland9919 August 30, 2010