Ultimate Badass 

This is the expression used for the type o' guy who has to pay for repairs on the tank that just hit him, the guy who uses helicopter blades when shaving, the world record holder for most lead eaten in under a minute, the guy who's faster than a crack head with a prescription pad, the very same man that had Chuck Norris mow his lawn, the kind o' guy who catches his taxis by hand and the one we all know as Ultimate Badass.

"Wow! That guy just pimp slapped that polar bear!"

"You mean Stephan? Yeah, he's Ultimate Badass"

Ultimate Badass by Cayk October 28, 2010

the ultimate taboo 

Two identical twins having sex with each other.

Wow, looks at those twins getting it on, that's the ultimate taboo.

the ultimate taboo by Daniel Tosh Perv November 25, 2013

Ultimate Bacon Battle 

A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.

Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.

Ultimate Bacon Battle by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

The Ultimate Cumshot

A legendary cumshot from a distance of at least 20ft high or 10ft long. Anyone who achieves this feat shall be crowned Joey Cumshot.

Tyler: “Bro I actually just came in your mouth from the top of my house”
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”

*They slap each other’s ass*

The Ultimate Cumshot by CalYourPal October 22, 2019

ultimate spinach 

an amazing physedelic group from the late 1960s spacy trippy and amazing

that ultimate spinach song takes me to another world

ultimate spinach by sixtysphysedelic January 27, 2009

Ultimate Troll 

the ultimate troll refers to a level 10 troll that was brought to life by 'tripod'. the ultimate troll involves the male participant in talking to a girl for a set amount of time in which the female participant falls for the male and alllows them to smash. the male does not use any form of contraception and nuts inside of the female. the female becomes impregnated and once this occurs the male blocks and dips. this is in essence the ultimate troll that can ever occur.

yo i was playing rocket league and this bitch wants my platinum chamion cock. imma do the ultimate troll on her

Ultimate Troll by Lord OACH March 24, 2022

the ultimate phoenix 

Something that a person in pain pulls together within themselves by acknowledging their truest place in the cycle of life.

She pulled off the ultimate phoenix; I watched her move through chaos, fear and addiction until she burst into the flames of her own transformation.

the ultimate phoenix by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019