rapid snapping turtle syndrome
rapid snapping turtle syndrome by bruce springsteeeeen December 23, 2007
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Bohemian Snapping Turtle
Bohemian Snapping Turtle by Raphael De la Dictionary June 23, 2019
Snapping turtle
Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.
Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that
Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well
Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well
Snapping turtle by Lakelesbos69 August 30, 2021
Snapping Turtle
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Snapping Turtle's Head
Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
Snapping Turtle's Head by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Snapping turtle bite mark
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and your dick hits a sharp, dry turd (the "snapping turtle"), and it is sharp enough to leave a cut on your dick. The resulting cut mark is known as a "snapping turtle bite mark".
Guy1: the other day I was fucking Molly and when I pulled out I saw some snapping turtle bite marks on the head of my cock!
Guy2: oh fuck!
Guy1: yeah Molly needs to drink more water
Guy2: oh fuck!
Guy1: yeah Molly needs to drink more water
Snapping turtle bite mark by Youwantdrpinn May 24, 2026