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the holy emo trinity religion 

It's a religion made on the app amino, it has every step done to be a real religion, except the legal parts of it of course.

It has 8 deadly sins, a history and band members of, not only the emo Trinity, but other "emo" bands such as paramore as different things (like geesus( gerard way as jesus), beetan (brendon urie as satan), ryan ross the sun, pete wentz is the Lord and saviour of eyeliner and many more.

Here is the 8 deadly sins:
1. G note without warning

2. Saying ryden isnt/wasn't a thing
3. Disrespecting the holy emo trinity

4. Mention March 22 2013 unless it's March 22
5. homophobia

6. Saying frerard isnt/wasn't a thing
7. Disrespecting geesus (you shall never doubt his power)
8. Making fun of beebos forehead if it's not joke.

go to the amino app and join 'the holy emo trinity religion' amino.
Person 1: Wow have you heard about this app called amino?
Person 2: yeah the holy emo trinity religion is the best amino on there for sure.
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