Soggy John Travolta 

When a man hangs two to three soggy onion rings on his cock then receives oral sex or gives anal sex (using the grease as lube).

Dude! I gave my girlfriend a soggy John Travolta last night!

Soggy John Travolta by SweatyPopsicle March 27, 2017

sad travolta 

when you are sad, like when john travolta is sad.

friend: aye man you good?
friend 2: not really. i feel like a sad travolta bro

sad travolta by sadbino November 26, 2017

john travolta's birthday 

Celebrating "John Travolta's Birthday" refers to any time you party too hard the night before you're supposed to be somewhere or do something important... thereby making that task much more difficult with a big hangover.

I would have been in much better shape for my hockey game today if I wasn't out celebrating John Travolta's Birthday last night.

john travolta's birthday by Stormchild72 December 26, 2016

Jhon Travolta 

Elma's mom.

oh damn, thats Jhon Travolta.

Jhon Travolta by succadicc January 24, 2019

John Travolta Birthing 

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

John Travolta Birthing by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

Reverse Travolta

When you get a massage from a male masseuse and instead of getting an HJ, you give an HJ.

I got a massage today and finished it with a reverse Travolta.

Reverse Travolta by RabidWasp December 20, 2025

Are you John Travolta? 

Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.

Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”

Are you John Travolta? by TheFloorIsALie November 7, 2023