Skip to main content

Automatic transmission 

Type of transmission used by women and lazy people. Most Americans use it. Is is a sign you hate cars unless your car is so fast that you actually need it.

No guy ever got the girl by saying:

“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.
Ryan: Hey Dave! Can you teach me to drift?
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies

instant transmission 

In dragon ball z it is know as instant transmission but can be translated to teleportation or the act of teleporting

Tit-to-Tit Transmission 

When a girl places her tits on either side of your face such that they cover both of your ears.

Abbreviated: T^4
My girlfriend smothered me with her tits, thus completing a tit-to-tit transmission.

error in transmission 

When the meaning of something you say is lost over playing the telephone game.
There was an error in transmission when my friend passed along a message from me and the other person misunderstood what I meant to say.
error in transmission by drs107 February 13, 2019

Glass Transmission 

The popular term for the 5-speed manual transmission on a 2002-2007 Subaru Impreza WRX. Known for its ability to catastrophically shatter gears even during normal driving.
Steve: "My WRX lost 2nd gear yesterday when I was driving up hill street."

Mike: "I told you that car had a glass transmission. Should have bought an evo."

bad transmission

Something that will cost you a lot of money; about $800 to $1200...maybe more. More than likely, you will be leaking transmission fluid, which is reddish in color. If this is the case, your in trouble. In other words, if you have an older car and it's not worth much, just sell it for scrap. You're fucked. My car will not switch gears anymore, therefore, I have a bad transmission. I'm fucked. Take care of your car.
Me: I was driving yesterday and when my car shifted into third gear, I heard a clunking noise. That was the hardest shift I have ever felt. Is it a bad transmission problem?

My buddy: Dude, you're fucked.
bad transmission by Andrewww November 9, 2007