totem deuce 

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"No need to wait your turn, bruh. This toilet's got a lid we can take off. Let's just totem deuce the shit out of it."

totem deuce by Capn Stabn April 30, 2009

Totem Pole 

Its a replacement word for "totally".

"Did you have fun at the party last night"?
"Totem Pole"

Totem Pole by J-Dogg77 August 10, 2018

Totem Park 

First year students residnce in The University of British Columbia (UBC), Vancouver.

It is widley known to be the home of trashy student.

Students living there are reffered to as " Totem Ghetto"

Student 1: Hey why are you high, smelly and trashy..?
student 2: Coz iam totem ghetto. i live in TOTEM PARK!
student 1: ohh right..

Totem Park by aq13 January 27, 2008

totem pole 

to give it up the ass. anal.

kaylob totem poled kayla all through the night, she later told amanda propaganda about the happening.

totem pole by kayla magz chaff. January 7, 2008

Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.

Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.

Totem poling by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016

Totem Pole 

Guy sits on a couch with a girl facing backwords as he penetrates her. From there, another guy climbs on her shoulders and puts his cock in to her mouth. Another girl climbs on to his shoulders and recieves oral from him, she holds on to a suspended bar to give the totem pole stability.

Guy: Dude, we have a ton of people together! Lets do a totem pole!
Girl: You sure?
Guy: Yea! We gotta do this orgy the right way!

Totem Pole by LastExile March 22, 2009

totem polling 

to have three or more guys stack on top of each other to create a totem poll.

"dude I was tottaly totem polling it last night with these dudes I met at the club"

totem polling by alex GORSKI! January 17, 2009