Tomlining 

The ability to be out scored and still be in first place.

Ryan: “They are 3-2. They’re in first, and they’ve been outscored by 31 points. And they are 3-2.”

Greenberg: “That’s just Mike Tomlin. He’s just Tomlining.”

Tomlining by Pittsburgh Deuce October 13, 2023

Tooning 

Gooning to cartoons with your toes

I walked in on my brother Tooning to Teen Titans Go, it was the worst thing ever until I joined him

Tooning by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call

"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".

Zoom Toobing by Flowky October 20, 2020

Gooney Tooning

The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.

I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.

Gooney Tooning by mike charter May 27, 2024