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Cage Rage Theorem 

The emotional pattern that Nicolas Cage goes through in every movie he's in.

Firstly, Nicolas Cage is in a happy/placid state.

Then, something happens to Nicolas Cage that causes a short stage of confusion. This is key to the next stage.

Finally, Nicolas Cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.

Rinse and repeat. In every movie.
KNOWING (2009) A prime example of the 'Cage Rage Theorem'

Nicolas Cage is happy. (Stage one)

Nicolas Cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (Stage two)

Nicolas Cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (Stage 3)
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Corollary to the Saniel Theorem 

See The Saniel Theorem

Under the Saniel Theorem, there is a 60 percent chance that Saniel will fuck up the shot, or his presence will throw the match, but there is also a 40 Percent chance of huge success.
The Corollary to the Saniel Theorem means that the shot might actually backfire on us.

Felix’s Theorem 

For every nerd or virgin, there is a girl that is a 5 or above that wants to have intercourse with them. This is Felix’s Theorem
“I heard Lisa fucked Jerry last weekend”
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”
Felix’s Theorem by Nepho March 28, 2021

theoretical 

Something based on experience; a guess based on what you know.
Planet X was a theoretical planet that scientists thought existed. They mistook from a miscalculation in Neptune's mass.
theoretical by mr.mcswagsalot December 12, 2016

theorectical 

Concerned with or involving a theory that one pulls out of one's ass.
For outcomes that are analyzed within a theorectical framework, additional discussion of the lab setting may be required.
theorectical by ocayfine September 17, 2018

Leonellus theorem 

"If you can't say it on Twitter (or X), don't say it."

According to Leonellus' theorem (or X's theorem / Twitter's theorem):

- If you don't think you can say it on Twitter, don't say it.

- If you think you can say it on Twitter, think again.

- If you can say it on Twitter, then all is well.
According to Leonellus theorem :

Case 1 : "Hey man, you're such a society's waste", don't say it.
Case 2 : "I think black people must not live in Europe", think again.
Case 3 : "I love everyone", everything's fine.

Lanhard's Theorem 

From any page in Wikipedia, it will never take more than 5 page-link clicks to access the Wikipedia article on Hitler.
Examples of Lanhard's Theorem:

Donut -> World War II -> Hitler

Antidisestablishmentarianism -> Britain -> World War II -> Hitler