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spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
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spit on the salmon

spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird
"hey bro, do you spit on the salmon"

"only on saturdays"

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salmon the breeze 

derogatory term that refers to the smell of a person usually a women with poor feminine hygiene. For men you might use "Assed the Air up".
"I was on the bus and this booty beast salmon the breeze"
salmon the breeze by skroadie June 14, 2008

The Saloon 

when a person spreads apart their ass cheeks, and their lover inserts their nose in said persons ass, the first person releases their buttcheeks, causing a swinging motion of the ass like a saloon door.
Last night i gave my girl The Saloon and she loved it.
The Saloon by Ellie&Chris October 4, 2016

stoned at the nail salon 

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.
Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."

Zorro-The Family Salon 

Also known as the family-friendly salon!

Zorro Offers and their clients together set a different benchmark for salons across India.
Did you know the recent keratin service by Zorro-The Family Salon is just a different ball game altogether