Gripping the Pole 

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.

Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you

Gripping the Pole by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017

cole the pole 

A guy at camp who is tall and skinny and looks like a pole, not given to the fact his dick is long like a pole too

OMG! i just had sex Cole the pole, i really loved his pole

cole the pole by cole14slaw May 4, 2015

Game's up the pole 

1. Used when something is ruined.

2. Used when a conversation is stopped due to a bad joke.

1. 'Fuck, the stupid Mac froze.'
'Pffft, games up the pole.'

2. 'Communism!'
'Games up the pole, homes.'

Game's up the pole by Jonny Campbell June 11, 2004

service the pole 

A slang statement meant to perform fellatio or jack off a mans penis.

John was approached by Tom and Suzie. Tom was being funny and asked John "did you service the pole? I just quit working for the cable company." John replied, "hell no, but I heard you have a new job laying pipe for Suzie's Plumbing."

service the pole by serviced the pole April 18, 2009

fire in the pole 

The fetish of using a tweezer to stick red pepper flakes into your pee-hole. The man then screams out "FIRE IN THE POLE!" at the top of his lungs, usually in extreme extasy/pain.

It was only a matter of time before Andre's job at the Pepper and Tweezer Emporium led to his uncurable "fire in the pole" fetish.

fire in the pole by ickabodCANE March 30, 2004

Waxing the pole 

When one person manually masterbates a guy or when a guy masterbates himself.

Hey Andy, how did your date go last night? Did you get a blow job?

No I didn't get a blow job, but man that chick was good at waxing the pole!

Waxing the pole by Dork Flucker April 13, 2010

Gary the Pole Smoker

A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys

a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.

I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again

Gary the Pole Smoker by dirty darrell October 16, 2008