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Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man 

The best work of literature ever. The author chose his words carefully to create such a masterpiece. Words like "Turts" "Turty" and, of course, "Perchance" only help the writer prove his point.
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Person 2: "What is that"
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Super Mario Bros: The Movie 

The movie where the cast is so outlandish, you wonder if John Cena will play Yoshi.
Mario: Hey Luigi, you have to see this cool Nintendo Direct. It has the cast for our new movie coming out soon!
Luigi. Ok. I’m excited to see who’s playing us!
*Watches direct*
Chris Pratt: Luigi, why do you look like Charlie Day?
Charlie Day: I don’t know Mario, why do you look like Chris Pratt?
Chris Pratt: Wait wha- WHY IS BOWSER JACK BLACK AND DONKEY KONG SETH ROGEN?
Charlie Day: Super Mario Bros: The Movie, what have you done to us!?

Where the fuck is Mario Judah

The big dog Big bear can be anywhere
Guy 1: Where the fuck is Mario Judah Guy:2 I don’t know the big dog big bear can be anywhere

Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels 

Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels was first released in Japan for the Famicom as Super Mario Bros. 2. It was designed for players who had mastered the original. Nintendo of America deemed the title "too difficult" for North American audiences, so they instead chose another game as the western region's Super Mario Bros. 2, which was a re-skin of Doki Doki Panic.

Later, in 1993, North America got to experience The Lost Levels in the 5-in-1 compilation Super Mario All-Stars for SNES. It was later ported to the Game Boy Color (in Super Mario Bros. Deluxe), Game Boy Advance (in Japan only), and Virtual Console.

Reviewers viewed Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels as an extension of the original release, especially its difficulty progression. Journalists appreciated the game's challenge when spectating speedruns, and recognized the game as a precursor to the franchise's subculture in which fans create and share nearly impossible levels.
God, Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels is so fucking hard.

Man where the fuck is mario Judah 

I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion
I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga
Don't you run from me, lil' nigga
You are not fast enough
You are not brave enough
You are out of luck
Now it's time for you to die very rough
Person:1 Man where the fuck is Mario Judah

Person:2 I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding

New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash 

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical

super mario legend of the seven stars 

An rpg for the super nintendo released mid 90's. A unique experience featuring the characters from the super mario universe. It spanned multiple sequels and is revered as one of the most enjoyable and unique rpg experiences.
I played super mario legend of the seven stars and loved it.