The Slim Jim 

Penile Gesture: The Slim Jim involves a man pulling his penis till it's stretched to maximum length and showing the target, simple.

i can handle the brain, but the slim jim is way gay.

The Slim Jim by GregJason April 7, 2011

jim the nickel

to lose one's anal virginity.

Tonight I think I'm going to jim the nickel.

jim the nickel by boxofbox February 18, 2007

Jim the Cop'd 

The act of spilling your beer during a chug contest. This typically occurs with inferior competitors that attempt to hastily finish their content before others. In the event of a tie, someone guilty of this act would be considered the loser and not 'three sheets' worthy. Hence, the first offender was Jim the Cop who's name now goes into posterity whenever this occurs.

Man he was on a winner's pace until he Jim the Cop'd.

Jim the Cop'd by Bob Mik January 12, 2008

Juicing the Slim Jim 

Alternate rarely used alternative to masturbating or ejaculating.

Right after I get out of school, I'm definitely juicing the slim jim.

Juicing the Slim Jim by Osuttag Ebag March 12, 2020

Jim the Cop'd 

When someone is chugging a beverage (usually alcoholic) and it spills down the side of his/her face.

This term was coined by "Zane Lamprey" on the show "Three Sheets" shown on the MojoHD Channel during the New Years Special 12/31/2007.

Dude, you totally just Jim the Cop'd all over yourself!

Jim the Cop'd by Llamaboy01 January 12, 2008

Jim the closet demon 

Jim the Closet Demon is the expired soul that was split into two and now lives in an inter dimensional state within all closets. Jim is non binary and uses he/they pronouns. Jim is insecure about his abnormally small hands and will be offended when you mention them near him. It is belived by some (the underground colonies) that Jim the closet demon is in love with the Turtle Queen. Many supporters of Jim the Closet Demon worship him. Jim appreciate sacrifices, especially children and will be kind to those who are kind to him.

Person one: why is there a small handprint in my closet?

Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.

Jim the closet demon by Turtle in a box August 31, 2022

Jim The Janitor

Weed

Let's go smoke some Jim The Janitor behind the bleachers

Jim The Janitor by Jim The Janitor December 7, 2012