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The Gooch 

Shameless, S10E10: Fold the scrotum and it sticks together. With the right testicular configuration, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that.
From S10E10 of Shameless, Frank tells the cop about an unusual place to stash drugs, "Fold the scrotum and it sticks together, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that."
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The Goach 

A teacher who is well versed in ye oldy medieval shakespearean performences by himself
THE GOACH IS AMAZING AT TEACHING, D'U GET ME!!
The Goach by Hey boo bear June 3, 2025

The Gooch 

Snoop Dogg's pet cockroach. Yes he did name it that. Look it up
"have you seen The Gooch lately?"
"No, but I've heard he's the size of a dollar bill"
The Gooch by Gretelismycat July 13, 2025

Swivel the gooch 

When you receive a handjob that intricately goes from head to balls but also caresses the gooch in a swivel like motion.
Man, my ex used to give the best handjobs no homo she swiveled the gooch?

Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "
Swivel the gooch by Alacardt May 23, 2018

Tonguing the gooch 

Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.
"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."

The holiday Gooch

The period of time between Christmas day and New Years Day, like the peice of skin between your nutsack and butthole.
'How was your Christmas Eric?'

'It was ok, but the Holiday Gooch was much better!!'

'Dude, where were you last night, it was New Years eve!?!'

'Sorry man, I spent my entire Holiday Gooch wrecked so I crashed out last night instead.'
The holiday Gooch by BZA Beard January 9, 2010

feelings in the vinal gooch 

when u have that tickly/achey feeling along the line where your gooch is
'dude i got a fucking bad ache in my vinal gooch