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The gentleman‘s agreement

Sleeping with someone’s girlfriend behind his back, fully aware he has no clue, and soothing your guilt by inventing a ‘gentleman’s agreement’ in your head because pretending consent exists is easier than admitting you’re just doing what you want.
Bob: What’s going on with Pook? He cool with all this?
Joe: Yeah, we’ve got a gentleman’s agreement.
Bob: A gentleman’s agreement… meaning what, exactly?
Joe: We both date her. We both look out for her.
Bob: So he knows you’re sleeping with her?
Joe: Not exactly.
Bob: Then what agreement is this?
Joe: the gentleman‘s agreement is more of unspoken kind. Mostly spoken by me.

relaxing the gentleman's way 

"Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm busy; I'm relaxing the gentleman's way."

to-relax-in-the-gentleman's-way 

The Baltimore Gentleman 

Its used only for special occasions. You must wear a top hat while receiving oral sex. Preferably you should have a mustache but its not mandatory. When you blow your load instead of busting in her eye like a jerk you trace around the eye like a gentleman(left eye or right eye it doesn't matter). After this the person looks as if they are wearing a monocle hence the name Baltimore Gentleman because i believe that gentleman in Baltimore wear Top Hats and Monocles.
Man:"I gave Gabby the Baltimore Gentleman. "
Female Friend: "oh that's sweet."

The Kensington Gentleman 

The luxurious enterprise of evacuating one's bowels, whilst sitting one-hundred eighty degrees counter-clockwise from the traditional position normally observed in modern lavatories. Such a venture requires the individual to remove at least one item of footwear, as well as de-pants and bare half if not all of the legs.
Public speaking used to scare me, until I discovered the relaxation powers of the The Kensington Gentleman. Just in time for my Grandmother's funeral! Best eulogy ever, period.

take care of the furry gentleman 

The other night at the bar I couldn't get anyone to come home with me so I decided to go home and take care of the furry gentleman.