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The fruitcake cum smoothie

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The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.
Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!
The fruitcake cum smoothie by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025
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The Fruit-ining

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That time of night when the convos with the boys get extremely sus and gay for the homies. Peak gomblin mode time.
Oh it's past 11pm, looks like The Fruit-ining is commecing.
The Fruit-ining by FruityGoonmiester January 26, 2026
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Con the Fruiterer 

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Stereotype of Greeks played by a stupid skip!
I hate when skips try to be wogs, they are just Con the Fruiterers and came in chains to Aussie!
Con the Fruiterer by Dan September 20, 2003
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washing the fruit 

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This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.
Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.
washing the fruit by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016
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sniff the dude fruit 

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To change sexual orientation. A male who once was straight, but is now gay. To be interested in men.
"Did you hear Fat Carl broke up with Sheila?" cried Crayfish. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure he started to sniff the dude fruit." replied Sea Tito.
sniff the dude fruit by Sweet Mootat June 12, 2014
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The Floridian Fruit Sack

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When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.
I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!
The Floridian Fruit Sack by Benourtney October 13, 2012
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