The blairmore soda fountain

The act of putting sprite or any carbonated beverage into your mouth then holding someone’s penis inside letting the carbonation do all the work.

Yeah dude, last week Becky gave me “The blairmore soda fountain”, it was absolutely wild

The blairmore soda fountain by Thebiggestcheez December 16, 2025

The Fountainhead 

Novel by Ayn Rand (published in 1943) centering on the struggles of a young architect named Howard Roark. It presents the idea that man's ego is the fountainhead of human progress. The novel celebrates reason, individualism, productivity, and creativity. It is criticized for its presentation of largely black-and-white characters, and an undercurrent of sadomasochism in Roark's relationship with Dominque Francon (who serves as both an adversary and a love interest). Many who dislike the book despise Rand's philosophical system, Objectivism, or are simply too damn lazy to read a 700-page novel.

"What's up with Maria? She's talking about 'collectivism of the soul'."
"She read 'The Fountainhead' this month."
"Is she going to become an objectivist a-hole?"
"No, probably not. You just can't start thinking you're an unrecognized genius when you're reallly just 5% smarter than the dolts around you.

The Fountainhead by Rusanova January 15, 2011

The Fountains Of Cum 

A man’s balls. Located right under the penis.

The Fountains Of Cum! Where all the cum cums from! We have fresh, pure cum that will make you want to have a good licking.

The Fountains Of Cum by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019

The Fountains 

The Fountains is a large,green, open space in the centre of Cardiff, Wales (opposite the museum). So called because there used to be flowing fountains but now the council stopped the water due to bubbles. Saturdays draw crowds of Emos, Scene kids and Metalheads from all over Wales and parts of England who all have intentions of getting laid or wasted (preferrably both). They all know eachother from Myspace, have odd piercings ,like Hello Kitty, have tattooed stars on their wrists, wear hair extensions and skinny jeans .

"Dude, are you going to The Fountains this weekend? I've got a bottle of Strongbow and a ten bag."

The Fountains by laurieboo November 20, 2007