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Thanking the bus driver 

When you thank the person driving you to school or work, because you're super broke.
*thanking the bus driver
You: Thank you sir

Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*

The truck driver 

This is when you're banging your chick doggy style and switch from the snatch to her ass, we call this going from the main box to the brownie
I pulled the truck driver on Michelle last nite and she was pissed.
The truck driver by Larry Lowbed January 21, 2009

The Hearse Driver 

The Hearse Driver, real name Lazarus S. Constantine, he is a 26 year old Photographer/writer who drives a hearse. However, Lazarus is more known for his online persona. Lazarus is one of the four founders of "The Demon Knights", a group that is rather known with in the Transformer fandom. Laz is, at times the silent one, but at other times he's the wild one right in the front. He is always thinking, and figuring out the way around any wall they may come acrossed. Most would say he vollies between smart, funny, and totally insane, just part of the Puzzle of the man called Lazarus.

Also, he perfers to be called Laz, Big Laz C, L.S.C or just about anything but Lazarus..
Did you hear about that guy called The Hearse Driver?
The Hearse Driver by Take a Guess September 4, 2003

The Bus Driver 

An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.
Uh-oh! I'm being killed by The Bus Driver!
The Bus Driver by EmogusalDamager November 24, 2022

Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time
Eh, it happens, I’m just the bus driver.
Just the Bus Driver by Firefaul December 7, 2017

Doing the bus driver 

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!