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the double y theory 

the double y theory, is the theory that anyone who types 'heyy' in a conversation, is most likely female.
stranger: heyy
you: you must be a girl
stranger: omg how did you know?
you: the double y theory

The Double Conzzo 

A variation of the move "The Connelly" but instead of only one of your hands in the pussy, you have one hand in the girls pussy and one in her ass
Guy 1: you tried the connelly?
Guy 2: Obviously, i prefer the double conzzo though

The Double Thirsty Reaction 

When 2 thirsty people think one another is attractive. Once meeting, there is an instant obligation to bone eachother. After about a week (can vary to a singular day) they will begin the reaction phase. Dating. The Double Thirsty Reaction does not apply if the couple lasts longer than 2 weeks.
fgt1: Tre and Briana have known eachother for a week. They've already gone on 4 movie dates dude.
fgt2: Oh no bro, it's the Double Thirsty Reaction

The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick 

The act of jumping into a romantic partners embrace, whilst flicking their face with your genitalia.
Bill: “Hey man, how’d last night go?”

Jeff: “Totally great man, I gave Sarah’s grandmother The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick and she fucking died.”

The Double Donnan

When a girl farts whilst wearing leggings and the fart can't escape so goes into her noon, then she has to queef it out, effectively double farting. The Double Donnan. Queef fart
Alex - "Oh God, I've just farted up my nooni, now I'm going to have to Queef it out"
Carol - " ewwww The Double Donnan ?

that's gross ! "
Alex - " what would you do, hold it in ? Fuck you Carol "
The Double Donnan by The Happy Munter September 11, 2018

The double wet 

When you are just about to lose your virginity, but your mom comes home. So you rather just finger the girl and cry
Both her pussy and your eyes are wet.
Hey dude, didnt you meet that girl yesterday?
Yeah man, it all went to shit...
How so? Didn't you say that you were going to fuck her?
Yeah man, i only got the double wet.