The Destroyer

To put 1 fist in the vagina and 1 fist in the ass at the same time.

Last night I gave that ho the destroyer! "1 in the pink, 1 in the stink"

The Destroyer by Jehbro August 3, 2008

the despair faction 

A really cool fan club for AFI. When you join you get a crapload of cool AFI shit. The members-only website is really lacking though.

wow on 30 bucks! im in!

the despair faction by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 8, 2004

the design 

Something that is just generally bad; a lighthearted and friendly insult to call something or someone that is bad, especially if it's/they're ugly

Someone: "I ate your cupcake."
Me: "You're the design."

Thing: *looks like a lion with a wig playing the oboe:

Me: "That's the design."

the design by Uht, rude December 28, 2021

The Destroyer

Some say he is a gift from God, and are honored to be in his inimitable presence. Others feel that he raises the sexual bar impossibly high, leaving any subsequent lover to settle for a dismal second place. The Destroyer is a man who takes the Shatner and levels up. He will ensure that only the finest quality sandwich fixins are used, replaces the classic mayo with miracle whip, and invites every Shatnerette in a 50 mile radius to participate in the festivities. If The Destroyer is involved the Shatner becomes a bologna and cheese pedal train of ecstasy.

I thought he was just going to Shatner me, little did I know I had met The Destroyer. There was so much miracle whip and so many feet, I’ve never experienced such orgasmic joy. Nothing will be the same after this. I guess that’s why they call him The Destroyer.

The Destroyer by Bexxx210 February 6, 2022

The Despair Faction 

A fan club for One of the greatest bands of all time, AFI. It costs thirty dollars to join, and all who join get a special package and special advantages.

Guy: Dude! I joined the DF!
other guy: Dude! I'm so jealous! That's a hardcore group of fans! and you get special stuff!
Guy: Dude! I know!

The Despair Faction by Ashley October 22, 2003

under-the-desk incentive 

the act of furthering your career by engaging in an inappropriate act with your manager or boss.

Chuck was planning on firing Sally until she unzipped his pants and gave him an under-the-desk incentive. She not only kept her job, she also got a raise.

under-the-desk incentive by Chase Smith January 25, 2007

Combing The Desert 

The act of taking a very large comb and running it through the desert.

"We're following orders, he said to comb the desert, so we're combing the desert."

Combing The Desert by Trauwyn June 10, 2005