choked the shit out of her 

Getting head from a chick who can't handle a massive cock

"Dude I choked the shit out of her"

choked the shit out of her by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

choke the smurf 

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)

Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf

choke the smurf by Chris the Jebend May 8, 2008

choke the chicken 

A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick

My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night

choke the chicken by Clobeinator February 7, 2007

Choked the can 

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

Choked the can by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013

Choke the worm 

Another example of beating your meat but in this subject when you are beating a slimy wet dick ,never for sad days was created for virgins

When you are beating your meat on a sad night,I’m gonna choke the worm tonight I’ve had a bad day

Choke the worm by Leo López January 7, 2019

Choke the Homies Wednesday

Every Wednesday you surprise the homies with a loving choke

Jim walked up to Bob

Jim chokes Bob
Bob moans

Jim exclaims Choke the Homies Wednesday

Choke the Homies Wednesday by Choking dem homies December 19, 2021

Choke the chicken 

1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.

Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?

Choke the chicken by M dizzle up in this hizzle September 28, 2008