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Sue Sylvester
1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.
2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.
Sue Sylvester by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009
Sue Sylvester
Sue Sylvester is the coach of the cheerleading team at Mckinley High School and hates the Glee club because she thinks they are taking the funding away from her Cheerios. She especially does not like one Mr. Will Scuester, the Glee teacher and is always making fun of his hair, claiming whoever does his hair at whatever salon he spends all day at must hate him.
When considering what to get Sue for Christmas since he had drawn her name for Secret Santa, Will listed:
1.A Dog Robot
2.A Soul
By the way, EVERYONE got Sue Sylvester as their person for Secret Santa that year. She rigged it that way.
1.A Dog Robot
2.A Soul
By the way, EVERYONE got Sue Sylvester as their person for Secret Santa that year. She rigged it that way.
Sue Sylvester by MVgreen December 28, 2010
jordan sylvester
in it's simplest form.... a beast.
A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was Jordan sylvester. Your such a bitch.
A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was Jordan sylvester. Your such a bitch.
jordan sylvester by prooooo June 12, 2013
sloppy sylvester
this is when youre doing two chicks at once and right before you cum, you pull out and spray it all over her love box. then she rubs it in to the other girls bearded clamand smears it everywhere as she grings it in.
"man i got those two chicks from the club last night to come home a have a sloppy syvester with me on film!"
sloppy sylvester by letthefloodswell April 23, 2004