thank Sweet Baby Jesus

A slightly more colorful and Southern way of saying "Thank God!"

Thank sweet baby Jesus my parents are too technophobic to use Facebook.

My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.

thank Sweet Baby Jesus by revolution724 November 13, 2011

sweet chocolate jesus

An act committed during sex when a man will pull his cock out of the ass of the partner, turn them around so that they are kneeling, facing him, then dab the face with poo lightly three times saying "Father, Son and the holy ghost" followed by a hard cock slap to knock the rest of the shit off.

He annointed her with a Sweet chocolate jesus and thus purged himself of the sin of feces.

sweet chocolate jesus by Ultimate Joe July 29, 2006

Sweet Zombie Jesus 

Zombie Lord who will eat your brains; also the name of the band who represent his music/art/clothing line/religion.

"Sweet Zombie Jesus will eat your brains"

Sweet Zombie Jesus by Dirty Joe June 13, 2004

Sweet Mother of Jesus 

Mary, the mother of Jesus. This is typically an exclamation of disbelief, usually targeted at something so out there that it's hard to believe or process. You could also say "Holy shit!" -- it's quicker.

Sweet mother of Jesus! Did you see that chick just crush those beer cans with her 44HHH tits?!?!

Sweet Mother of Jesus by toxicsky February 8, 2010

sweet italian fucking jesus! 

An exclamation of shock/surprise.

You have your hair cut, coloured and styled in a top salon by a man wearing more make-up than you. He tells you the cost of your new barnet - you gasp, then mutter "'sweet italian fucking jesus!' I won't be coming back here again"

sweet italian fucking jesus! by Laura Wilson November 24, 2005

sweet cactus chicken jesus 

1.(n) when a large cactus has grown in such a way that a chicken appears to be on top, with it's 'wings' spread as though he were crucified.


2.(excl) a expression of surprise, usually positive. can be suffixed with 'christ on a bike', for added impact/effect.

1. sorrel: 'good lord, look at that cactus!'
vinnie: 'that's a sweet cactus chicken jesus!'


2. matt: 'hey guys, we still have some beers left!'
vinnie: 'sweet cactus chicken jesus (christ on a bike)!'

sweet cactus chicken jesus by true_pictsie February 13, 2009

Skeet Jesus 

When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.

Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!

Skeet Jesus by Holyswagness December 31, 2013