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spanning 

The fine art/act of stalking, scrutinizing and mentally/physically tormenting a person as if they were your girlfriend or boyfriend. This is usually because the person who is doing the spanning is arrogant, a pompous windbag or they feel like they are owed. They have feelings for the person they span and have decided that person belongs to them without the consent, permission, reciprocation of same feelings or even the knowledge of the victim they span. The art/act of spanning is often conducted in front of friends or others in an effort to embarrass and belittle the person they span into acting the way they desire.
Person 1: Did you change the locks to lock me out of my own house??!

Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?

Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!
spanning by poonanni May 3, 2016
When your swerving from side to side in your car. Mainly done in Screwstone, Texas or for those who don't know what that means, Houston.
That cop pulled me ova cuz he thought i was drunk but i was just swanging.
Swanging by 9pimp2 April 15, 2008

swanzinger 

right before you blow your load you pull down your dick and fling it at the girls face.
man,last night I sure gave that chick a swanzinger
swanzinger by sexecutioner May 5, 2006
Teacher: What do you call a baby swan?

Student: A swanling!

Teacher: Yeah, that's close enough.
Swanling by MSNNINJA February 13, 2010

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.
Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

Stanning 

Stanning is defending / supporting something or someone you really like no matter how problematic they are to the point of being obsessed, delusional or looking away from serious things that harm people, even if it harms the very thing/person you claim to love.
Why are you stanning them so hard??? We all saw what they did. It's on video!
Stanning by KMM17500 July 7, 2020