ben stafford 

One look from him can make your stomach feel like butterflies high on steroids. He's like the prince in a "Happily Ever After Book" that doesn't know he's one and words like kind, funny, and smart aren't going to cut it.

Oh there goes Ben Stafford...wish I had his number.

ben stafford by sunshine 123 June 12, 2017

doing a Stafford 

To defecate in a toilet not owned by oneself.

- I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.

doing a Stafford by RamRafford August 5, 2010

Sarah stafford 

when you first meet sarah you think she is a bitch but then when you get to know her she is still a bitch.

PERIOD.

nobody;
no one in the universe:
sarah stafford: a ba ba da ga ga, da ba ba da ga

Sarah stafford by surfer hippie gnarly bro October 6, 2019

sarah catherine stafford 

sarah seems to be a bitchy person but once you get to know her she is very nice and bubbly person she is extremely tall with brown hair hazel eyes she falls for bruised eyed men.

sarah catherine stafford the grinch/salmon/cheese the not fish

sarah catherine stafford by surfer hippie gnarly bro August 29, 2019

Stafford 

When a girl is giving a guy head under the covers. The guy farts and holds her under there. A dutch oven, with a twist.

Last night I was giving him oral when he yelled STAFFORD....I didn't know what I was in for.

Stafford by la verga October 31, 2011

De Stafford 

De stafford is a shit hole but the best shit hole you will ever see because we are United as a school and some of us may be chavs but even so we are proud to go to this amazing shit hole!

"They are a bunch of chavs - they must come from de stafford"

De Stafford by I go to de stafford bitch! April 22, 2018

The Michael Stafford 

It's when The Michael Stafford gets hit by something. Then he leaves or bases. I'm basing, I'm basing. If a killstreak goes for him he just stands there and says, "It's going for me, If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye." He gets hit by everything in and dies. People like to target The Michael Stafford to annoy him.

A killstreak hits The Michael Stafford. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye.

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- THE MICHAEL STAFFORD

YOUR DAD IS A NIGGER

The Michael Stafford by THE MICHAEL STAFFORD August 31, 2011